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Beware of the 80 / 20 Rule

A resourceful project manager takes his cost savings plan to his sponsor. He is a firm believer of the 80/20 Rule. Watch what happens next.

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The Stupid Project

Why are you writing about a stupid project? This is really stupid. Who will read this anyway? Heaps of nonsense project charters and useless documents that no one will ever read again. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. “I … Continue reading

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Holiday Sale! If project managers were put on sale..

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If you make a flight attendant a project manager

She will announce this at project kick off: “Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Holly, and I am your project manager, project number 7432: non stop project thru winter. The sponsor has turned on the project budget sign. If you … Continue reading

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