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Holiday Sale! If project managers were put on sale..

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If you make a flight attendant a project manager

She will announce this at project kick off: “Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Holly, and I am your project manager, project number 7432: non stop project thru winter. The sponsor has turned on the project budget sign. If you … Continue reading

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Project manager’s holiday shopping list of magical things

Think magic can happen, here is a project manager’s wish list for magical holiday gifts: 1. An automated electric shocker for anyone who misses a deadline 2. Magic wand to make scope creep vanish 3. Telepathic  time reporting system: reports … Continue reading

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