Category Archives: PM JOKES

Beware of the 80 / 20 Rule

A resourceful project manager takes his cost savings plan to his sponsor. He is a firm believer of the 80/20 Rule. Watch what happens next.

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The Stupid Project

Why are you writing about a stupid project? This is really stupid. Who will read this anyway? Heaps of nonsense project charters and useless documents that no one will ever read again. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. “I … Continue reading

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If a project manager goes to the doctor..

One day a project manager(you) go to the doctor’s office. Your doctor asks: “How are you doing?” You say: “Good! Fine! Everything’s just fine.” The reality: Your project has been in rough weather recently and you are feeling miserable. The longer you … Continue reading

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Project Manager’s super bowl ad

Transcript:  On the 9th day, God set his eyes on his projects and said, “ I need a project manager”.  God said, “ I need somebody, who is willing to attend every meeting there is, take notes, attend more meeting, … Continue reading

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