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On the 9th day, God set his eyes on his projects and said, “ I need a project manager”.  God said, “ I need somebody, who is willing to attend every meeting there is, take notes, attend more meeting, take more notes, then update the project plan and order food for the team.”

So, God made a project manager.

God said, “I need somebody, who is willing to stand up to the business, take the hit, do it again on the next project. I need somebody, who will never deliver bad news, never ask for more money, never postpone a project”.

So, God made a project manager.

God said, “ I need somebody, who will work hard, finish his 40 hour week by Wednesday, again work 30 hours on the weekend.” God said, “ I need somebody who can clear those roadblocks, keep the vendors in line, keep the customers in the dark, give me estimates in 20 minutes”.

So, God made a project manager.

It had to somebody straight, who does not cut corners, who can write and scope and risk and manage and schedule and work and walk the talk.

So, God made a project manager.

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