Project manager’s holiday shopping list of magical things

Think magic can happen, here is a project manager’s wish list for magical holiday gifts:

1. An automated electric shocker for anyone who misses a deadline

2. Magic wand to make scope creep vanish

3. Telepathic  time reporting system: reports time directly from the brain into my tracking system with automated EVM (Earned Value Management)

4. A crystal ball for risk management

5. Star Trek like zapping to transmit my virtual team to any location instantly

What’s on your shopping list?

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