Category Archives: PM JOKES

If a project manager goes to the doctor..

Posted on April 29, 2013 by

One day a project manager(you) go to the doctor’s office. Your doctor asks: “How are you doing?” You say: “Good! Fine! Everything’s just fine.” The reality: Your project has been in rough weather recently and you are feeling miserable. The longer you … Continue reading →

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Project Manager’s super bowl ad

Posted on February 7, 2013 by

Transcript:  On the 9th day, God set his eyes on his projects and said, “ I need a project manager”.  God said, “ I need somebody, who is willing to attend every meeting there is, take notes, attend more meeting, … Continue reading →

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Holiday Sale! If project managers were put on sale..

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If you make a flight attendant a project manager

Posted on December 18, 2012 by

She will announce this at project kick off: “Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Holly, and I am your project manager, project number 7432: non stop project thru winter. The sponsor has turned on the project budget sign. If you … Continue reading →

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